LATENCY
<5m
UPTIME
12H+
STATUS
DEPLOYED
CAFFEINE
350MG
EXPLOSIVE
ORIGIN
Extracted from the volcanic rift valleys of Ethiopia. High-pressure roasting unlocks maximum caffeine throughput.
SOIL
VOLCANIC_ASH
ALTITUDE
2200M
THE ARSENAL
NAPALM_BROWNIES
EGP1200.00
12 ESPRESSO BROWNIES/65g
ADDICT_TIER
EGP1200/MO
100 SACHETS/10g
DEPTH_CHARGE
EGP1200.00
10 SACHETS/100g
DOCTOR’S ORDERS
“Coffee Bomb isn’t just a beverage; it’s a cognitive utility. It provides the necessary bandwidth for high-performance neural processing.”
DR. ELIAS VANCE
CHIEF NEUROLOGIST